Totally Joke
Sunday, 27 November 2011 @ 21:48
First Joke>>
Jet Li Walked into a pub in New York with his pal.
He says to his pal; "Hey! That's Steven Spielberg over there! God, I wish he'll come over and say 'Hi'".
Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave Jet Li a punch on his nose.
Li: "Hey! What's that for?!"
Spielberg: "You Bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed Pearl Harbour!"
Li: "I'm not Japanese ! I'm Chinese !"
Spielberg: "Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, you're all the same!"
Spielberg walks back to other side. Then Jet Li calmly walks over Spielberg and givers him a really heavy punch on the face.
Spielberg: "Hey! What's that for.....!?!"
Li: "YOU BLOODY ASSHOLE! YOU SANK THE TITANIC!"
Spielberg: "No, i didn't, an iceberg sank the Titanic!"
Li: "Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you're all the same!"
He says to his pal; "Hey! That's Steven Spielberg over there! God, I wish he'll come over and say 'Hi'".
Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave Jet Li a punch on his nose.
Li: "Hey! What's that for?!"
Spielberg: "You Bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed Pearl Harbour!"
Li: "I'm not Japanese ! I'm Chinese !"
Spielberg: "Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, you're all the same!"
Spielberg walks back to other side. Then Jet Li calmly walks over Spielberg and givers him a really heavy punch on the face.
Spielberg: "Hey! What's that for.....!?!"
Li: "YOU BLOODY ASSHOLE! YOU SANK THE TITANIC!"
Spielberg: "No, i didn't, an iceberg sank the Titanic!"
Li: "Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you're all the same!"
Second Joke>>
Sayang : Abg lepas ni kita putus..abg curang ngan syg...
Abang :Bila abg curang..??? mana bukti..???
Sayang :Abg jgn tipu lagi, abg ckp ada meting tpi abg gi dating..
Abang :Ya rabbi... bila..???
Sayang :npa tdi syg kol abg ada pompuann lain jawab..??? blagak ckp omputeh ngn syg..
Abang :apa dia ckp..???
Sayang :SORRY PLEZ TRY LATTER
Abang : Aku terajang kau kang , sebulan ko makan gune kaki !!!!!!!
Abang :Bila abg curang..??? mana bukti..???
Sayang :Abg jgn tipu lagi, abg ckp ada meting tpi abg gi dating..
Abang :Ya rabbi... bila..???
Sayang :npa tdi syg kol abg ada pompuann lain jawab..??? blagak ckp omputeh ngn syg..
Abang :apa dia ckp..???
Sayang :SORRY PLEZ TRY LATTER
Abang : Aku terajang kau kang , sebulan ko makan gune kaki !!!!!!!
Third Joke>>
Apabila kanak-2 terpengaruh cerita KL Gangster :)
Mak : aiman ! Diam la . Adek tengah tido nie !
Aiman : lu kasi gua mati dulu lah bru gua diam !
Ayah : aiman ! Nie mak kamu tau tak !
... Aiman : sekarang gua tak kira lu ayah long ka , lu ayahanda ka , ni tempat gua pegang !
Aiman : mainan ni abang punya lah , bak sini mainan abang !
adik : abang x abang ! sape kacau aku pecah
Mak : aiman ! Diam la . Adek tengah tido nie !
Aiman : lu kasi gua mati dulu lah bru gua diam !
Ayah : aiman ! Nie mak kamu tau tak !
... Aiman : sekarang gua tak kira lu ayah long ka , lu ayahanda ka , ni tempat gua pegang !
Aiman : mainan ni abang punya lah , bak sini mainan abang !
adik : abang x abang ! sape kacau aku pecah
After a year knowing them,now I know that my friends are totally blast off.I can't wait to see them next year and having many jokes with them without thinking my SPM and stop my mind's fiber.
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Hello I'm Clare. I've a husband named Henry but shh, he is a time traveller. Our lives are odd.
Sometimes when I'm reading in the room and Henry's cooking in the kitchen, he'll just disappear. On another journey outside of time. He can't take his clothes when he's time travelling and so frequently I found a pile of clothes
lying on the floor. His behaviours are like ghosts. Always disappearing and reappearing out of thin air. Unfortunately I can't follow him to whenever he's heading. But I'm always glad when he's back.